Smoking Trees in Belize: Wingman

Saturday, May 3, 2008


“Wingman” is a term that denotes the role one undertakes to assist a
friend in the quest of the opposite sex. It is widely believed the term
gained pop culture traction from 1986’s “Top Gun.” Which erstwhile
ladies man would you prefer to wing?

Ty Webb would lead you to the cougar den, but just as likely slip out the back with a fox while you sit with this.
Before Corningstone, Ron Burgundy was a team player and would never
leave a wingman hanging. In fact, Ol’ Ron might even pull the midnight
switcheroo if you aren’t satisfied.

Danson would be a tough call. Plenty of booze, likely on the cheap, but
a real likelihood of settling for Kirstie Alley after sitting with Norm
and Cliff for hours.