Smoking Trees in Belize: Go Cougars

Monday, May 5, 2008

Go Cougars

slight problem has emerged of late for my beloved high school alma
mater. You see, we are the Cougars, for years known as a sleek, swift,
and strong feline. Lately, it seems that the word, “cougar”
has taken on a new meaning. These elder statesmen of the singles pool
do have the cunning and ferocity of their namesake, therefore I cannot
protest the appropriateness of this definitional usurping. In good
spirit, here are some of my favorite cougars.

Catherine Bell, 39

Demi Moore, 45

Elizabeth Hurley, 42

Diane Lane, 43

Catherine Zeta-Jones, 38