Memorial Day weekend is a time for remembrance, barbecues and camaraderie, and for most of the country, a time to dust off last year’s swimwear. When venturing out this summer gentlemen, remember the tips Utah has learned after a few years on the coast.
Rule #1: No Banana Hammocks: Even if you’re cut like a young Arnold, this suit does nothing but embarrass you and all those you encounter.

Rule #2: Remember the Zubaz: Whenever you are picking out your styling gear for an afternoon at the beachside bar, don’t forget about your predecessors in interest. Zubaz might have rocked back in the day, but take a hard look at yourself and see if you’re wearing a post-millennium version right now.

Rule #3: Cover up the bad tattoos: The above example is hardly an example of one that needs covering, but too good to pass up. Most bad tattoos can be summed up thusly, unoriginal design, unoriginal place.