Smoking Trees in Belize: Two fake movie products I want to buy


Friday, May 9, 2008

Two fake movie products I want to buy

Both
Sex Panther, and the Jump to Conclusions Map, have practical uses for
the everyday man. Trouble with loitering teenagers? Trespassers? Dabble
a little Sex Panther on the premises and watch the deterrent power. For
the younger set, the Jump to Conclusions map presents a drinking game
with unlimited opportunities.

If it smells like a turd covered in burnt hair, you know it’s good.

“That’s the worst idea I’ve heard in my lifetime.”

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