The
news this week that Roger Clemens began a relationship with country
music singer Mindy McMcready when she was 15 is disturbing. Rocket sure
does keep blowing ’em away; Mitchell Report, Senate Hearings, McCready,
Daly’s wife. Takes the luster off of winning this award.

Even more horrifying was the news that Karl Malone fathered a child with a 13 year old
while he was a sophomore in college. One of the best power forwards in
NBA history is certainly bigger, stronger, and faster than a 13 year
old. And we thought politicians were the horny goats with creepy sexual pasts.